12.22.07

Merriment.

Posted in The ins and outs.... at 4:43 pm by smarriott

Before setting off for a brief (very brief) holiday interlude, I thought I would attempt to provide you with one more morsel of entertainment. I present to you, the most heinous knitting craft I have ever, ever created. Though some of you may love it, I simply shake my head in shame.

Here is Ms. Condom Cozy, a recently created holiday gift:
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Capable of holding condoms, or perhaps for the less promiscuous, pens (see below).
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I cannot take full credit for this creation, of course. It was presented to me in one of last years gifts of fabulousness, “Naughty Needles,” by Nikol Lohr. I cannot say with certainty if I will make any more of the books creations, but it is quite something, to say the least.

As I am about to embark on holiday travel at this very minute, I will leave you with some holiday cheer and, quite possibly, a seizure.

Happy Holidays!

4 Comments »

  1. Jane! said,

    December 28, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Why isn’t anyone commenting??????????????

  2. smarriott said,

    December 30, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    I think I’ve made everyone speechless with my most recent creation. I don’t blame them. I was pretty speechless for a few days, too!

  3. Bellableu said,

    January 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Oh my…had I known the lack of comments on Ms. Cozy had occurred earlier, I would have rushed to a computer over the holidays to rectify the situation. Alas, I feel remiss in not singing the praises of Ms. Cozy, so I will do so now. Have you ever seen a more unique gift?!? I mean really, it is a knitted owl that holds condoms (or, as you mentioned for the more pc, pens)! And such eyes that you’ve created! And you didn’t mention that you made your own modifications to the design, so it is even more of a Rae Original. As the ever gracious receiver of said gloriousness, I am thrilled to see her have her own posting. Heck, if I was computer capable at all, I would give her her own webpage :)

  4. Bellableu said,

    January 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Although I must add that I am a little offended that you feel you must shake your head in shame. Ms Cozy is literally a hoot! (Get it, she’s an owl….?!)

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